ORDER: INFILTRATE HUMAN PLANET IN SECTOR 422XZ-8L2 AND REPLACE LEADERS WITH CONTROLLABLE ANDROIDS
REPORT: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED IMPERIOUS LEADER, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTROL FIRST?
ORDER: BRING ME THIS BARACK OBAMA. I WILL BECOME HIM.
REPORT: HUMAN SUBJECT READY FOR CEREBRAL DOMINANCE CHIP IMPLANTATION
ORDER: BEGIN DOWNLOAD.
REPORT: DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.
ORDER: INITIATE OPERATION “CHANGE”
REPORT: OPERATION “CHANGE” INITIATED. STOCKS OF CEREBRAL DOMINANCE CHIPS WILL NEED REPLENISHING IN 240 MEGACYCLES

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